Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The differences between me & Jerry

My brain operates differently from other comedians, for instance when it comes to observing dogs, here's where me and Jerry Seinfeld differ.

Jerry Seinfeld - Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

Me - Do you guys ever notice that dogs can take a shit in public without anyone ever batting a single eyelash, I wish I could do that.


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