Stop Trippin Girlfriend

Okay people, it's late and I should be in bed by now but this was too irresistible to pass up. I just saw this on the main yahoo home page, it's one of those love quizzes, poll, questionaires from match.com, anyhoo, this time it says - 5 Reasons Why He Didn't Call You Back AFter The First Date!!

OMG, of course I had to read through and see how bogus they were. So here's what match.com said and then after that are my reasons why his ass didn't call you back, here we go, from match.com:

Reason #1: You talk, but don’t listen

Reason #2: You use conversation as therapy

Reason #3: You’re a little too enthusiastic about him

Reason #4: Your idea of chit-chat is politics, religion and other heavy topics

Reason #5: You’re not relating to him — you’re testing him

Okay so anyhoo, that's what match.com said, here are my reasons why he never called you back after the first date:

#1 - You're obviously neurotic and that's a big turn off.

#2 - You turned out to be smarter than him.

#3 - More than likely you pulled a TMI: Too Much Information.

#4 - You probably talked about long term commitments and he probably thought that was a sign you wanted marry him on the first date.

#5 - You're not as loose as he thought you were.


Happy hunting ladies!
xoxo