Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Dancing with the Stars

This blog is inspired by Brook Billings, a professional volleyball player with a really catchy name, he's cute too.


Anyhoo, I was reading his blog and he did a list of who he wants to see on the American television show Dancing With the Stars, so after reading it, I decided to come up with my own list, so here it goes.

My first pick is International Gay Porn Star Michael Lucas for obvious reasons, if DWTS can put that French guy who is only famous for showing cock on Sex in the City, than DWTS can certainly put this guy on it's first Gay Porn Star. Trust me, when Michael leaves his clothes on, it leaves much to the imagination, uhmmm sexy.

My second choice is Novak Djokovic because the dude is a total show off. Novak is a professional tennis player whose never really won any big tennis tournaments, he's like the Anna Kournikova of men's tennis but still, he's pretty to look at.

Okay, this one is kind've a stretch from the first two but don't get me wrong, I have nothing but love and respect the Dalai Lama. And besides I think this would be a fun thing for the Dali to do, after all, I'm sure he could use a break from all the worries and burdens in the world.

Who remember Tiffany Pollard from "I Love New York" on VH1 ?? Tiffany is one of the fiercest Black chicks ever to grace reality television. Tiffany is big fun and plus I made this decision to include her based off her big knockers, not for me, but for all the straight male viewers who like tuning in to see titty's bounce.

Oh goodness, I am in love with Australian hair stylist Tabitha Coffey's reality tv show on the Bravo network - Tabitha's Salon Makeover. Tabitha Coffey is a no nonsense salon extradinaire and I'd love to see her loosen up. She's also an out lesbian so I hope they pair her up with a woman.

I love Robin Thicke and his music. His last album just about made me wet my panies everytime I listened to it.

And lastly, I have to include my #1 BFF in the world - Juiceley! Here she is modeling her mink coat in my kitchen. What makes Juiceley a celebrity is her socialite expertise. This girl can charm anyone with her hazel contacts and airplane dance moves.


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