Thursday, December 16, 2010

Real Advice for Gay Dating

This blog is inspired by some gay dickhead on twitter who thinks he's Dr. Ruth. Well you know what, I got 20 years experience first hand on butt fucking so here are my 2 cents on the matter.

Real Advice for Gay Dating:

1) Never Swallow

2) Trying to fast the weekend before your big date will not make you look skinny in your jeans.

3) Let him pay for dinner, movies, concert and everything else, that way if you decide not to put out, you just saved 100$.

4) Breath mints go a long way.

5) First impressions are important, don't be a dick, asshole or a bitch not unless you're trying to ruin the date.

6) It's not okay to ask if your date be tested for HIV before hand.

7) Crystal Meth and alcohol do not mix.

8) If his dick looks big, then it's probably going to hurt. Never take a big dick up the ass unless you know what you're doing, if you don't know how, refer to my other blog - How to Make Love like a Gay Man

9) Men on the dow low are non-committive

10) Every Gay man should try pussy atleast once in his life.

2 comments:

  1. The Charlie Ballard Blog explains the Real Advice for Gay Dating. First impressions are important, don't be a dick, asshole or a bitch not unless you're trying to ruin the date. This is fine for all.

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