Here's some Char Ballard astrology for all you zodiac freaks!
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p.s. Don't hate the messenger! I'm just relaying what I channel.
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Today's Horoscope for Socio Path Aries: Support groups are not a place to pick other men & women.
Today's horoscope for Gay Tauras men: Becareful what you wish for because somebody else will get it.
Today's horoscope for Transgendered Gemini's: A stranger will ask you for a favor today, unless it's Santa Claus himself decline.
Today's Horoscope for Therapist Cancer's: Instead of listening to someone's problems today, go out, live your life, and create your own problems.
Today's Horoscope for Aggressive Leo's: Try being a bottom for once.
Today's Horoscope for Nerdy Virgo's: Go on a date and leave your Star Wars Lunch box at home.
Today's Horoscope for Feminist Libra's: You'll be able to spot your soulmate by their Hello Kitty backpack.
Today's Horoscrope for Lesbian Scorpio's: Clean up the mess you created
Today's Horoscope for Neurotic Sagitarius: The only good way to calm your nerves is to have hot aggressive sex with a pillow.
Today's Horoscope for a Golddigging Capricorn's: Whoever said you can't have a slice of the pie and eat it too has never been to the bakery with you.
Today's Horoscope for Slacker Aquarias: It's important that you don't do anything today, instead of people thinking you're lazy, they will look to you for ways to relax.
Today's Horoscope for Warrior Pisces: Don't feel like you need to destroy a supermarket because they didn't accept your coupons for triple coupon day.
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