Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Charlie Ballard Astrology

Here's some Char Ballard astrology for all you zodiac freaks!


p.s. Don't hate the messenger! I'm just relaying what I channel.


Today's Horoscope for Socio Path Aries: Support groups are not a place to pick other men & women.

Today's horoscope for Gay Tauras men: Becareful what you wish for because somebody else will get it.

Today's horoscope for Transgendered Gemini's: A stranger will ask you for a favor today, unless it's Santa Claus himself decline.

Today's Horoscope for Therapist Cancer's: Instead of listening to someone's problems today, go out, live your life, and create your own problems.

Today's Horoscope for Aggressive Leo's: Try being a bottom for once.

Today's Horoscope for Nerdy Virgo's: Go on a date and leave your Star Wars Lunch box at home.

Today's Horoscope for Feminist Libra's: You'll be able to spot your soulmate by their Hello Kitty backpack.

Today's Horoscrope for Lesbian Scorpio's: Clean up the mess you created

Today's Horoscope for Neurotic Sagitarius: The only good way to calm your nerves is to have hot aggressive sex with a pillow.

Today's Horoscope for a Golddigging Capricorn's: Whoever said you can't have a slice of the pie and eat it too has never been to the bakery with you.

Today's Horoscope for Slacker Aquarias: It's important that you don't do anything today, instead of people thinking you're lazy, they will look to you for ways to relax.

Today's Horoscope for Warrior Pisces: Don't feel like you need to destroy a supermarket because they didn't accept your coupons for triple coupon day.

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