Monday, April 4, 2011

The Real Facebook

some status updates buttons you will never see on Facebook:

1) the don't like button

2) the list of people you've ever cheated on

3) where it says you're interested in women but no women are interested in you

4) 420 friendly

5) how much money you make

6) the size of your penis or the depth of your vagina

7) all the states where your illegitimate children live

8) the like Crack Button

9) the hate children button

10) which of your facebooks friends you stalk the most

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