Tuesday, October 11, 2011

My Horoscope for October 11th, 2011

Sometimes I think our entire human being species are born on this planet Earth to learn life's lessons, you know, how to be a better person, how not to fuck up or if you do fuck up, pay out karmic restitution for past life fuck up's and so on.

So anyhoo, I'm avid reader of horoscopes because they're usually so right on.

And if anyone's ever read your daily horoscopes for advice, you would know that 90% of the time it's not always good and its because always some angel sending down a univeral intervention so you don't fuck your life up more than you already have.

Now this is where this blog gets better, sometimes, not always, the horoscopes will not be about you being in the dog house and tell you that there really is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Well darlings, I got such a wonderful Tauras horoscope and want to share it with the world, here's what it said:

Tauras (April 20 - May 20) Many people quit under pressure but not you, in fact, the steeper the challenge the more determined you become. Look for a surprise victory on October 14th.

Yeah, so suck it bitches!


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