Native American Movie Awards

I'm watching, "Dances With Wolves" , and I want to give away my own best awards for this movie, here are my catagories:

* Best NDN Hair

* Best Stoic NDN Pose

* Best Greasy NDN Face

* Best NDN to point in a direction with their lips

* Best Buckskin

* Best NDN to get shot riding on a horse

* Best Frybread Smile

* Pocahontas Lifetime Achievement Award

* Best Supporting Squaw

* Best 49 Song