1. I sold the most candy bars in my 7th Grade class and won a huge chocolate candy bar.
2. I'm single because I'm scared of love.
3. I've never met another Tauras I didn't like.
4. I'm not as funny as people think I am.
5. I love my Indianess.
6. I pick my nose and eat my boogers.
7. I've never slept with a woman.
8. I was almost ran over as a kid, the tires skimmed my toes nails and peeled them off.
9. I'm a direct descendant of Chief Pontiac.
10. I look young for my age.