Friday, December 27, 2013

2014 Resolutions

With a new year upon us, I wanted to take the time to list my personal goals for 2014.

1) Car.
2) Good job.
3) New friends.
4) New Clothes.
5) Lose Weight
6) Learn a 2nd language, maybe French?
7) Get more film work.
8) Have casual sex with a Boy Toy/Boyfriend who has a big cock.
9) Write clean material.
10) Spend less time online.
11) save money
12) travel less
13) Visit Atlanta for Pride.
14) Have sex with a sexy movie star, hopefully he'll be an A lister with a big cock.
15) Go to an Adele Concert.
16) seduce at least 5 of my good looking straight guy comedy friends, big cocks not necessary.
17) be less of a bitch.
18) yeah right to #17
19) date a cowboy with a big cock.
20) peace & goodwill to everyone but really #19

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