Thursday, January 9, 2014
Charlie Ballard Proclamation 2014
I, Charlie Ballard, hereby promise to continue saying what I think is
funny no matter how uncomfortable or disapproving my sensibilities are
to other people namely racist middle White America and a couple
politically correct San Francisco dykes who will never be happy about
anything. And to be honest, I don't say anything different from my
straight counterparts, its not my fault
we live in a generation where homophobia, sexism, racism, still exist. So to the powers at be, you can keep continuing to try and
cock block my comedy career all you want because like Gloria said in
the 1992 cult flick: White Man Can't Jump, "it is my destiny to triumph
magnificently on Jeopardy" , and I will. I do want to take this moment to
say thank you to everyone whose ever supported my career and to everyone
else, you can keep kissing my fat Gay Native American ass because you will be seeing more of me, I promise.
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