Friday, November 27, 2015

Dec 1st

Dec 1st will be the day that I start my new diet. I plan on eating salads, mostly.

And also I will be throwing in some exercise!  This past week I ran the lake 3 times. It's been a while since I was able to that, I just haven't been motivated enough to run. 

I hope to be 60lbs skinnier by this time next year or at least 30lbs lighter.  

Today I had a southwest chicken salad with ranch from McDonald's! And ... theres always an and, a hot dog with cheese/bacon fries. Like I said this diet doesn't start until next week.

I also took a marvelous shit, so all that running did pay off this past week. 😁

Tuesday, November 24, 2015


I guess a big reason (pun intended) why I'm not online like I use to be is because of my weight, I just don't feel good taking photos from the neck down.  Today I went to the clinic, saw my new doctor and then found out my weight went up again.

Initially my blood pressure upon arriving was 150, but that was right after I got off the weight scale.

Later on, my BP came down to 124.

So the moral to this story, next time I'm taking my blood pressure test first before I get on the scale. (less stress)

My check up went fine, I got the meds I needed and now I'm fired up to lose 50lbs. 

2016 is going to be all about getting back to me!!  Me me me me me!!


Ps when I start losing weight that's when I'll start showing more than just my eyes!  

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Life's Lessons

Lately I've been pondering my life lessons, when we all die I like to think that before we can move on, we all have to go before some higher power and answer that big question, "what did you learn in life" , and its our comprehension that determines our fate, so heres what I've learned in life so far:

* if you want to make money off a business that includes dealing with people, you have to be nice to people & sell a great product otherwise they won't buy

* hope makes change happen

* you can't make heterosexual men love the same sex if they don't want to

* family is forever and thats who ultimately counts

* freedom is priceless

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Dream Wedding vs Reality

I've always wanted a dream wedding which included: 

* being married in a big Spanish style hacienda mansion somewhere on the West Coast
* lots of people there, family & friends 
* lots of Mexican fireworks
* an El Mariachi band 
* lots of dragqueens in attendance
* and of course, marrying the man of my dreams

But here's the kicker, all of these wedding plans came crashing down when I think of the reality of the situation:

* I'm single & have never been in a relationship, I've been single for the past 25 years and have never come close to meeting any kind of man to be intimate with
* I would like to invite many people to my wedding but I really don't have that many friends.
* how am I going to pay for this big wedding when I only make $14 an hour, shit, I really doubt that I'm going to put myself in debt over this.
* a proper gay wedding includes dragqueens, now this I could do. I definitely know at least two. 

Oh well.

Monday, November 2, 2015

Dragqueen Blues

Lately I've been feeling the pressure of being a dragqueen and a lot of it has to do with my size.

A couple years ago when I weighed 260lbs, I think I was the perfect size to do drag.

Now that I'm a busting 300lbs, my proportions are getting out of control.

The last guy that approached me on Grindr sent me a text saying he was into, "big lady's" . #fuck #you #asshole

I don't mind being a big girl but I just hate that guys think thats my greatest feature, my fat ass.

And heres whats weird, as a tour guide for the hop on hop off buses, these 
dumb tourist get to revel in my greatest attribute all day but they don't care & don't give a fuck because none of them are trying to fuck me.

Today on the tour buses I had such a great time.  I'm always coming up with great jokes or have some wonderful improv moments to share with my riders.  

Oh well. Tisk tisk. 

November Smuggary

Here's a classic conversation I had recently.

Me: hi

Guy in his 20's: oh sorry but I'm not into guys in their 40's

Me: cool, me neither.