This past weekend, I finally got fucked.
The reason why I'm so happy to finally get laid is because its been a couple years since I've had any sex with another dude.
The last time I had sex was 3 years ago in a bathhouse in Berkeley, the next morning I woke up in a night sweat and I thought I had contracted something. As it turned out, that night sweat had nothing to do with me having sex, instead that was my body reacting to walking pneumonia and a sinus infection, which I left untreated.
Three years later I'm so happy to report my health is great, no diseases, sexually or physically and I'm back on the saddle, literally. #hey #girl #hey
I'm sure whoever is reading this is wondering where & who I had sex with, lets just say I didn't pay for my taxi ride.