Thursday, December 31, 2009

Saint MIke

Oh snap good people! There's a new star on the rise in Indian Country, he's a Native rapper named - Saint Mike! Check him out! Please pass this on to your family and friends, all his music is posted to his myspace music page!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Open letter to my tribe

Boo-Zhoo! Awnee Anishna!
Hello, how are you!

My name is Charlie Ballard and I'm an enrolled member of the Sac/Fox Nation of Oklahoma. My maternal Grandmother was Hazel Pontiac John of the Otter Clan - Anishnabe and my paternal Grandmother was Cora Bass *Fish Clan* of the Sac/Fox Nation. I am the son of Beulah John and Charles "Smokey Jr." Ballard. I have one older brother Joe Ballard and a half sister named Candace Dan who lives somewhere in Oklahoma.

First, I would like to say a big hello all to my relations through out Sac/Fox country. I hope you're spending the holidays well with your family and friends.

I'd also like to thank the Sac/Fox Tribal leadership past & present, for there strong committment to our community. We appreicate all the services and programs made available to us.

A little bit about myself. I was born and raised in the Bay Area. My parents met during the last of the Urban Indian Relocation period of the 1970's. Since then my family decided to stay out West to raise me and my brother. In 1992, I graduated from Sherman Indian High School in Riverside, California., and also in 2003, I received my B.A. in American Indian Studies from Haskell Indian Nations University in Lawrence, Kansas.

Since graduating from college I've decided to pursue a career in entertainment as a stand up comedian. I've been doing comedy for 6 years and have managed to make it onto Comedy Central and LOGO. My online video went viral through out Indian country and everywhere else inbetween. The Indian Country Newspaper recently did an article on me which all of you can read under the press link on my website:

Check me out sometime!

Have a great New Year everyone!

Charlie Kenwabikise Ballard

Charlie Ballard Needs Your Help !!

Hey ya'll, I need your help!

My personal motto for 2010 is, "Go Big or Get Out" !!

And honestly, I'm not ready to give up.

So this is where I need your help. If you guys want to see me on television or in the movies, then please plug my ass to your industry friends, talents agents, producers, directors, whoever! Or better yet, call/write in and request to have me on their show!

Or if you want me to perform at your college, comedy club, Indian casino or where ever else, then let them know!

I just realized I can't do this all by myself. And I don't want to either, I need all the support I can get!

Oh yeah, my friend Gary Thomas had this great idea to make a stencil of my website and to spraypaint it anyplace that people might see it. This would be ideal for big cities where there's heavy foot traffic, like sidewalks, bulletin boards.. If you live in a small town, it's not a good idea because all 5 people who live there would get tired of seeing very fast.

But still I'm open to having anywhere!

I love you guys very much and if it weren't for you guys, I'm nothing.

Thanks guys, I luv you all very much! xoxo

Monday, December 28, 2009

You Go Girl !!

A friend asked me why I put the "You Go Girl" slogan on the back of my merchandise panty's. I said because, whenever I see a big girl squeezing into a pair of small panty's, it always make me say - You Go Girl !!

Check my website for "You Go Girl" panties while supplies last!
Sizes Large and XLarge - 20.00$

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Love and Dorkyness

Love and Dorkyness
Current mood: adored
Hey all you voluputous vixens out there! It's Sunday and I don't have to go back to work until 12/31. That's cool, now I have the next couple of days to relax and work on myself.

Gee, I think if I worked full time I probaly wouldn't have time to be blogging. And honestly, I think most of the people who read my blog also have way more time on their hands too. Just a hunch. Anyhoo.

The highlight for today was when this really cute guy at work was flirting with me hardcore. For realz. I went to the back of the restaurant to fill up the ice buckets and this one chef followed me back to the storage area to change into his work clothes. I asked him if he wanted me to leave so he could change in private and he said, "no, that's cool" . He smiled real big when he said that so I was like, "okay, so then do you mind if I peak back like this while you're changing" , and then he said, "that's cool" . OMG! So then I was all, "how was your Xmas" , you know, to make it not so obvious that I was checking him out the whole time. So while we're talking, he was totally just doing his thing right in front of me. I think that's the sexiest thing a guy could do in front of anyone. It's sooo hot. It's like watching a guy take off his belt right before doing the nasty. But at any rate, there really wasn't anything to look at because he was all covered up. That's how I could tell he was a real homeboy from the hood. Instead of wearing regular underwear like briefs or boxers, he was wearing basketball trunks underneth. I hate to stereotype but I think if he was White, he would've been wearing blue underwear with Kalvin Klein on the waistband.

So when I finished filling up my ice buckets, I was standing there like, "wow, what a really cool ice machine, huh" ?

Somehow we started talking about partying and he asked me why I don't party. And then I was like, "because I'm just waiting for someone to ask me out" . This is where I start going in for the kill. That was my hint for him to man up and ask me out the right way. And then of course in classic Charlie Ballard form, he zips up his pants and goes back to work. Okay honestly, that's not how it ended. Really, as soon as I finished filling up my ice, I bolted out've there like a bat out've hell.

I'm such a putz.

So what do you guys think I should do the next time I see him, should I:
A) flash him my titty's
B) act stuck up
C) say, "hey baby, the party's in my pants and you're all invited" , in which case the whole kitchen crew is invited
D) get over my inner teenage girl anxieties and face him like a real woman


Saturday, December 26, 2009

Christmas Blues... Still...

Hey ya'll. I hope everyone's having a pretty good Xmas!
I guess the holidays wouldn't be so bad if I had somebody to snuggle up with.

Speaking of which, a co-worker took a group picture wearing those really cute snuggle blankets. I guess those snuggle blankets are all the rage because the leopard print snuggles are all sold out but nonetheless I thought they looked really cute.

If anyone has a snuggle blanket, please take a picture of youself and post it to this blog! Seriously, they're so adorable.

Also, I started a new blog on google.

I'll still be dedicated to my myspace blog and most likely will reprint my blogs from myspace to Blogger.

Oh yeah, tonight on I'm on internet radio!
I should be on round 830pm Pacific Time

Alright ya'll, have a merry one!


p.s. I included a picture of my famous mini cupcakes because when I feel blue, they make me feel better by looking at them!

Friday, December 25, 2009

It's Christmas...

And my hair taking forever to grow! I really wanted to cut it this week but I talked myself out've it. This will probaly be one of the last times in my life that I'll get to grow my hair long where it doesn't look like I'm losing my hair. I think when my forehead takes the last of my front scalp, that's when I'll start keeping it short. And besides, whenever I grow my hair out, I always get the urge to cut it. I just need to start keeping myself busy so i won't have to think or watch my hair grow. And if anyone is wondering, no, I don't have better shit to do than watch my hair grow. Merry Christmas everyone!


p.s. This is my new blog, I finally got up to 500-600 hits per week on my myspace blog but's it's time for a change and a new format.