Monday, January 4, 2010

Dear Stalking Victim

Dear future stalking victim, please go home so I don't end up seducing you. I was only attracted to you tonight because you look like somebody I use to work with. And when I found your myspace profile, who knew there was a Superman under those Clark Kent glasses. Please leave soon otherwise face the awesome power of my krypotonite booty! xoxo

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