Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Crazy Heckler

I really hoped I worked out the kinks for my upcoming audition this week because it sure didn't feel like it lastnight at the Deluxe.

I stopped by ladies comedy night the Deluxe for a quick 90 second routine. The last girl comic got off the stage from the regular show and the audience pretty much cleared except for a few stragglers. So my job was to transition the women's show into the open mic portion of the show. Sounds easy enough right?

Well this obnoxious blonde bitch sitting in the front row with her friend began to get mouthy with me. She said she was just joking and I started railing into her and told I was just "joking" too. Obviously I wasn't and neither was she. So the next thing you know we both got into a ferocious cat fight in front of everyone. I think the crowd on my side because we were both telling her to sit down and shut the fuck up. So the next thing you know the drunk blonde bimbo was escorted outside for disruptive behavior.

My time was up and I passed the mic to the next comic, poor guy, I'm sure that was a little tough to follow because of the foul mood we created for everyone.

After that I was ready to bounce, I was parked right outside and guess who was still outside having a tiff over being told to shut the hell up, that's right, you guessed it, the blonde bitch. Her friend, the brunette was totally cool, she was telling the both of us that we should kiss and make up. And I was like fuck that, "your blonde friend was being rude, obnoxious, and belligerent and there was no way she was gonna get an apology from me" . So then me and the blonde bimbo started going at it again.

To make a long story short, the brunette flagged down a cab and got blondie to jump in with her, but not before we before left with heated exchanges.

So, this guy, whose a friend from their group was trying to calm me down. He told me not to pay attention to blondie because she's crazy. He went on by saying she's cuckoo in the head and that if she isn't drunk that she always medicated or on crystal meth. Then he said it was the brunette's birthday and when all her friends pulled a no show for her birthday party, she had no choice but to call up blondie. After he told me that, I was like, "look, the next time your friend decides to go out, tell her I said to leave the blonde bitch at home" .

Yesterday was just weird. Maybe the full moon had something to do with it? Who knows? Dang, and I was having such a great week too.

No worries, I'll bounce back.

Peace out everyone!

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