Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Angry Sex

I love angry sex, here are some lines I like to throw in bed to keep him motivated:

1) Your father hates you.

2) Anyone can get into SF State.

3) Lets go to a Creed concert.

4) Hey, your condom fell off, again.

5) Keep going, this text will only take a second.

6) Are you done yet?

7) I want to threesome with your bestfriend.

8) Your cat poetry sucks.

9) Can I borrow 5$ ?

10) I've had better.

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